...Moving back to the jokes-

How can you tell Global Warming has his Tim Horton's?
The Ice Caps melt.

(Ba-dum tsh).

What do Math teachers use to carry things?
Asymptote bags.

(Ba-dum tsh)

And to add to the offensive jokes-

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He got his gas bill.

...No, I didn't hear a gun being loaded, did you? >_>

Thank you
Who is Megell in RL?

Also Casey:
Joanna would be much complimented with Joanna Dark,
Largeman would suffice, as well, although Woodman or Forestman would be more specific...
And I don't have enough ingenuity nor bravery to be a Bueller. For both Ferris or his sister.

Who am I?

Curses! For I am hardly a conundrum. My camraderie among certain companions has not been quelled in these quandries. Quickly, if you can, collect the clues I cast before you. I am compelled to comb the corners of the Internet, clutching my computer. I care for Cezanne and Caravaggio, creating on canvases in a cavalcade of calamity. Casey can recall my countenance, as can Core, and Kinewa. Could they construct a comment, correctly?
But, of course, I must confess my classification as a college coed, and I am comissioned to call forth my character.

You may call me Catherine.

*Walks in wearing a black turtleneck and beret, sipping an espresso*

*snap, snap*

Swim, little fish, swim,
The river draws you to oaks.
Pencils are freedom.

*snap, snap*

Points if you find who out who I am from the haiku. Some of you know. *Grin*