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[Megell]

Well, another intresting question crossed my mind this afternoon, if I was to die, how would I want to go?

Well at first I thought, "I want it to be as painless as possible", like something like passing away in my sleep. Then I realized, does it matter if it hurts? In the end I won't have to think about said pain because I have died until I am dead. And no longer can reflect on the pain.

Thus, If I was going to die, I would want to die in a very ammusing messy way.

I decided that what I would do is get a giant blender. Fill it with random arts and crafts supplies, such as glue, popsicle sticks, pipe cleaners, and most importantly gliter. (cause you can't have a arts and crafts day without glitter.) And then turn it on, as it was running I would dive into the mix. Making my body into one hideous gift for mommy and daddy. (DO NOT OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS!)

Alright, now if that is not horrible in itself, the thing is it would be a nightmare for the ferrrensic(spellon?) people. They would have to take the whole mess, put together my body again, then try to determine if it was a murder. Plus they would have to deal with the glitter. Hehehe, you all know how hard glitter is to remove. The poor guys would be covered in it~!

Anyways, thats my dream death.

So if you guys had to go, how would you want it to happen?

[Caseyweederman]

....
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.

Not like his two hundred passengers."

[Mizukage]

I cannot Die, I have yet to unite the world in my image.

I hope to die by the blade.
my burial would be a spectacle. think ancient rome. but with a twist. they would load my torso with as much comp-B as they can, and a timer. I would then be paraded to a large cannon, that is set up alongside a busy higway. (if we even have highways in the 27nd century) then i would be doused in kerosene, light on fire and fired out over top of the highway, the resulting explosion would be Wrath-Of-God good. think of what would be an everybodies mind? Me! Ha!

[Nalyid]

I don't know how I feel about this topic, but I would have to say jumping into an olympic sized pool full of razor blades.

[Queztatlapoca]

being trampled by sheep...lots and lots of sheep...or midgets...lots and lots of midgets

[Caseyweederman]

By midgets do you mean people short relative to you, or us normally-proportioned people?
I swear, most of your weight was in your hair.

I'm making my own taunts for the next time we play AoEII

[Queztatlapoca]

i think i'm actually a negative weight now i kinda swim everywhere i go

[Duma]

1. Megell, the glitter is genius; because it's so true on both parts. Also, at the funeral, you'll look festive.
(I joke because I am secretly afraid of dying. But anyway!)

2. Seriously, if I had to choose a way to die, it would be the one some people are thinking about that involves actions not appropriate to speak of on this message board. As long as the other individual died along with me, or else that would be a nasty surprise in the morning. And kinda funny.
Or something where you know it's a factor so people around you won't be shocked, but it isn't eating away at you. Like an aneurysm, or the like.

3. Non seriously, I want to go out in a freak accident, like the only person ever to die from a stapler, or tripping over a coffee table, or death by sharpened pencils, or whatever.

[Megell]

Actually, dieing by a stapler would be cool. It would be the only pratical arts and crafts death that wasn't something Clique like running with sissors.

Cause all stupid kids die that way.

ALL OF THEM!

[Drackir]

Clique meaning clich??

[Megell]

Clique meaning clich??

Errrrr... Yes?

DON'T MOCK ME!

[rickoshay818]

Hmm, Maybe i'd die by falling out of a C-17 military jet and having a "non working" parachute on my back. Or the non messy way i would die is i would be driving a car and then a truck came by real fast and slipped and the back of it hit the drivers side of the car and me fly out the oppisite side window and landing having a concusion. Last, die of massive brain damage after playing 13 days strait of runescape or WoW.

[Moose]

hmmm so thats where rickos been! WoW has posessed another inoccent child!!! WHERE IS MICHAEL JACKSON?!?

[rickoshay818]

Actually, not really. WoW is kinda stupid and boring. I quit it. But get back on topic! Maybe id die of an operation going completely wrong! You never really plan to die, it just happens. Unless, you commit sucide that is.

[Caseyweederman]

I think that's just the stupidest way of trying to get attention.
The only purpose is to hurt other people. It's selfish and pointless.
"You didn't get me an ice cream cake for my birthday! Enjoy your psychological trauma for the rest of your life!"

And then there's the afterlife. Oops.

[fred_spongebob]

That is hard but i would probably die after killing all the chavs in the world and drown in there blood. Yes drowning in murder victims blood, or from rolling down a hill into a huge field of sharp evil items, or from having a combined harvester running me over

Also the very simple just falling off a mountian

[Duma]

That is hard but i would probably die after killing all the chavs in the world and drown in there blood. Yes drowning in murder victims blood, or from rolling down a hill into a huge field of sharp evil items, or from having a combined harvester running me over 

Also the very simple just falling off a mountian

Aii - the combine reminds me of something I heard from a classmate - a farm hand once caught his hand in a combine, which then tore off his hand - now, he was alright with this, but after the injury he complained his shoulder hurt. The medical staff looked more into it, and found that the combine had actually pulled the tendon from his wrist that began at his shoulder. That irks me so much >__<;; Ow, ow, ow.

Anyway!
Back to weird ways of death.

[Kinewa]

After extensive discussion with Corky and Megell, I have decided on a way to die. Video game glitch. One of those weird ones where your body gets melded with a wall or you reach the end of the map and get flung backwards a few hundred meters. Or the best one of all, falling of a cliff and landing on air.