Quarter jokes
Started by rickoshay818, Jul 16 2006 05:36 AM
7 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:36 AM
My brother swallowed a quarter so i'm makin quarter jokes!
1.Hes worth another 25 cents come and get him!
2. it all came good in the end thoe
3. whats the name of a quarter that gets flipped? flippy!
4. do you have a quarter? no..do you have a quarter?
1.Hes worth another 25 cents come and get him!
2. it all came good in the end thoe
3. whats the name of a quarter that gets flipped? flippy!
4. do you have a quarter? no..do you have a quarter?
...Tehe.
#2
Posted 16 July 2006 - 09:52 PM
I'm sorry but these are terrible jokes.
#3
Posted 17 July 2006 - 03:52 AM
Waitwait I'm thinking...
Uhhh...
Quarter...
Ehh... Ok. This is the best I got.
"After all that, did it land heads up or tails?"
Uhhh...
Quarter...
Ehh... Ok. This is the best I got.
"After all that, did it land heads up or tails?"
sum day ill eat ur cat ricko...
#4
Posted 17 July 2006 - 06:51 AM
Yeah sry I never have very good jokes...
...Tehe.
#5
Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:33 AM
Well, how about a dark humour joke?
Exaggerate a few things, but stick to the main story for the most part.
The idea here is to put all of the care on the quarter and for a moment pretend the human child is a justifiable loss.
"So my brother ate a quarter, and he went in for surgery. We saved the quarter, but my brother will have to go for the rest of his life eating through a tube."
Hm...
"So my brother ate a quarter, and now he's having surgery. I hope I get that quarter back!"
Hmm again.
These jokes are open-source, if anyone wishes they may take them and make improvements as they see fit.
Exaggerate a few things, but stick to the main story for the most part.
The idea here is to put all of the care on the quarter and for a moment pretend the human child is a justifiable loss.
"So my brother ate a quarter, and he went in for surgery. We saved the quarter, but my brother will have to go for the rest of his life eating through a tube."
Hm...
"So my brother ate a quarter, and now he's having surgery. I hope I get that quarter back!"
Hmm again.
These jokes are open-source, if anyone wishes they may take them and make improvements as they see fit.
sum day ill eat ur cat ricko...
#6
Posted 17 July 2006 - 09:20 AM
My bro is having surgery and probaly will die in the process cause of his young age...
...Tehe.
#7
Posted 17 July 2006 - 10:28 AM
...That didn't mention anything about a quarter, and it was all just sad, not funny.
sum day ill eat ur cat ricko...
#8
Posted 17 July 2006 - 12:24 PM
good point...
...Tehe.
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