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[Mizukage]

Casey, enlighten the lad would you please?

[Kinewa]

*Begins to engulf Ben*

[Duma]

(The rest of you can ignore this, as it's off topic of the current subject)

A very late Congratulations on your Auntiedom, Kinewa!
I trust you'll be a good aunt, and make it an excuse to read 'I can't, said the ant'.

[Drackir]

On the contrary it is quite on topic while the other posts are veering quite far away from the topic.

[Mizukage]

*takes hands out of pockets*
Lets do this.

[Caseyweederman]

Bye Kinewa. It's been nice knowing you.

Duma! Please don't use real names. Those people don't exist here.

[Duma]

Eeep! Duley noted, and corrected.

[Kinewa]

*The gelatinous ooze is then reminded that it is an aunt. Using its powers of aunt-dom, it trains small children to hug the ninja in the most loving and cute manners imaginable. Their parents are supervising.*


(There, on topic!)

[Mizukage]

Igure hana no-jutsu!

Go! my army of Candy flowers!

[Kinewa]

*Perks up*

Candy?

Bonbon?!

CANDY?!

*Jumps on all nearby candy based life forms.*

[Mizukage]

Will save plz.

[Kinewa]

Normally it's 9, but when candy is involved it drops to 2.

[Mizukage]

well, I suppose that you and other midgets are sufficiently distracted.

[Kinewa]

*Pays no attention*

Candy! Woo!

[Mizukage]

*proceeds to looting*
heh. 17

[Kinewa]

Candy! Wooo!

Hey... where'd my tamagotchi go?! WHERE IS MY BABY?!

Hey look, more candy.

[Mizukage]

Thus he has proved his Manful bravery.
I think I win, pay up.

[Kinewa]

Want some of the candy?

Just kidding, it's MINE.

[Mizukage]

Boo, how cruel.
takes some anyway
a chap can always use a hostage

[Kinewa]

Candy?

The Candy?

*A massacre ensues*