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[Mizukage]

*groan*
Did you hear the new policy? Solicitors will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
hey-oh!

[Faselei]

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Lol, sorry if I offended, but its my favorite joke.

Holy f%cking shit! Is that sort of joke even legal? I think i only know two or maybe 20 more offensive jokes, but at least those are funny! I mean, f%ck.

[Drackir]

Hmm yeah, perhaps it would be best if we kept the racial jokes to a minimum (or a none-at-all).

[Caseyweederman]

I've always thought that there should be more white-guy jokes. I mean, we've got our heaping share of things to laugh about.

Ahh.....

"Sure, he stole your tv, but you were too lazy to even get up off your drunk-off-welfare overweight hopeless ass."
I guess that's too much of a response to some other jokes... and mainly just pitiful.

I think Mizukage's shirt said it best:
"Work harder! Millions of people on welfare depend on you."

I dunno. It's a bit weak... We're not funny so much as hopelessly pathetic.

If I were to add to mine I'd say something about selling your soul and the souls of your loved ones for cars and shiny things.

[Megell]

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Lol, sorry if I offended, but its my favorite joke.

Holy f%cking shit! Is that sort of joke even legal? I think i only know two or maybe 20 more offensive jokes, but at least those are funny! I mean, f%ck.

Well I've never been one too care so much about being policically correct.

Sooo

I've had a bad day.
I'm gunna kill a million jews and a clown.

((someone asks)) "why a clown?"

You see thats the problem with the world, no one cares about the jews. *storms off*

[Moose]

haha i found a neat joke and then remembered a neat place to put it. so sorry for giving CPR to the old topic...

A man and a woman are going through a messy divorce. They are in court having a heated discussion as to who should take custody of their baby.

The woman says, "I was the one who carried the baby for nine months, I was the one who went through great labour pains, I was the one who gave birth to the baby. Shouldn't the baby be mine?"

The man replies, "Very true," and turns to the judge. "Let me ask you a question. If I put a dollar into a vending machine and it gives me a Pepsi, does the Pepsi belong to me, or the vending machine?"

[Megell]

(oh snap! lol!)

Anyways...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
Why did the roaster cross the road? he was following the chicken.
Why did the KFC employ not cross the road. Because KFC doesn't really serve chicken.

And finally.

Why am I telling foal jokes. XD

And the puns keep on comming.

[Caseyweederman]

You. Um. Misspelled both foul and fowl.


This is a foal:

[Drackir]

You also spelled "rooster" incorrectly.

[rickoshay818]

There was a blond berrnette and black haired, and a magic miror that zaps you if you lie to it. The black haired went up to the mirror and said,"I think i'm pretty."
ZAP! Then the burrnette went up to it and said,"I think i'm smart." ZAP! Then finally the blonde went up to the mirror and said,"I think..." ZAP!

[Moose]

haha i think that joke could only work in writing.

[Megell]

(Ignores the jokes at my dislexic self.) lol, tis true. But often the best jokes are like that.

[Keisad]

Rap Music.

More of an oxymoron, actually.