So, my mom bought this nice, new, 2003, fully loaded, jade, van on my birthday...dvd player, cd player, REAR VIEW MIRROR AND HORN! bucket seats in the middle, wireless headphones, air conditioning controls in the back, extended, it's purely an awesome van and it drives straight when you're not holding the wheel!!. So, we're driving along to our friend Dans. Me, my mom, my dad, and Keisad. We've had the van five days and we're just about to turn into Dan's driveway off of the main street. We never park in Dan's driveway, its junkie, but lastnight we made an exception because Dan said "don't park on the road its dangerous." So, as we're turning into his driveway on Keisad's birthday for a nice bonfire, doesn't some young quebec guy try to pass us on the right and NAILS the front passenger side of our BEAUTIFUL new luxury van. CRAP! So, my mom and I scream and she gets out and says "NO! my new van" and looks at the guy (for those of you who know my mom, you're just guessing what happens) she looks at the guy and says "well, that sucks I just bought this, how's your car?? oh well i'm sure we can work something out I hope you're insured" and she's being all nice and i'm thinking 'mom? are you okay?' and then this guy apologizes and the cops come and we can't open the passenger and now the alignments off and the window only goes down so far, at least we have a warranty and my dad wasn't damaged. Well, that's the story. And the moral of the story is: Nice van on my birthday, Crap van on Keisads.
Pretty Shiny New vehicle.
Started by Jacaloogawooga, Aug 05 2007 09:33 PM
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 02:46 AM
That sucks... I hope it gets repaired without much expense to you or your family.
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 09:27 AM
No insurance?
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 09:32 AM
You live in Quebec? People actually live in Quebec?
Don't post here ever again.
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 10:00 AM
Wow! I'm surprised she didn't break the guy in half!
And this guy was from Quebec. We don't.
It's been said that once you learn the French language, your driving skills drop to below sea level.
And this guy was from Quebec. We don't.
It's been said that once you learn the French language, your driving skills drop to below sea level.
sum day ill eat ur cat ricko...
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 08:57 PM
HEY. That hurts.It's been said that once you learn the French language, your driving skills drop to below sea level.
Sex adds inches to your waist... In increasing amounts for about... nine months.
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 11:10 PM
I developed this hypothesis with one Das, who as you know speaks fluent French. He drove me home from Owen Sound. Like a maniac. I feared for my life.
sum day ill eat ur cat ricko...
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:37 AM
like a maniac, maniac, on the dancefloor? *whimper*
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:30 AM
Ha ha ha! We all played DDR once and Das almost broke the floor.
Sex adds inches to your waist... In increasing amounts for about... nine months.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:23 PM
Yes. Good times.
sum day ill eat ur cat ricko...
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:43 PM
Wow Casey, Megell should be teaching private french lessons if hes that bilingual.
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:00 PM
no expense, we were insured and warrantied and not to mention it came from the quebec-ans (??) insurance... yep
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:30 PM
Speaking of car accidents and broken vehicles...
Yesterday we were goin' down Davis Drive in Newmarket when some chick coming the other way decided to make a left turn when she thought there was a break in traffic.
There was no break in traffic. My brother was driving and thank God he put the breaks on before it was too late. We hit the passenger side of the other driver's car with the front-right of our bumper. Then after we had got out of the car, I called the police. We had to wait an hour and a half for the officer to come. Everything was sorted and my brother and I were let go first.
No one was injured, but both cars are in need of repairing, the other car more than ours.
Bottom line... People need to be aware of what they are doing on the roads and not make judgments that could put others at risk. Also, for those who don't take those risks, look out for those who do.
Yesterday we were goin' down Davis Drive in Newmarket when some chick coming the other way decided to make a left turn when she thought there was a break in traffic.
There was no break in traffic. My brother was driving and thank God he put the breaks on before it was too late. We hit the passenger side of the other driver's car with the front-right of our bumper. Then after we had got out of the car, I called the police. We had to wait an hour and a half for the officer to come. Everything was sorted and my brother and I were let go first.
No one was injured, but both cars are in need of repairing, the other car more than ours.
Bottom line... People need to be aware of what they are doing on the roads and not make judgments that could put others at risk. Also, for those who don't take those risks, look out for those who do.
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 08:23 PM
You realize I'm learning french...Wow! I'm surprised she didn't break the guy in half!
And this guy was from Quebec. We don't.
It's been said that once you learn the French language, your driving skills drop to below sea level.
hehehehe
mayhem and descruction will come.
THERE WILL BE FIRE!!!
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:34 PM
I'll be safe and sound and out of the province. 
Sex adds inches to your waist... In increasing amounts for about... nine months.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 12:49 AM
I don't know about that, Kinewa...
I mean, he's a bad driver now (blunt
)... I'm pretty sure that when he learns French, he will be affecting people internationally from here in Canada.
I mean, he's a bad driver now (blunt
)... I'm pretty sure that when he learns French, he will be affecting people internationally from here in Canada.
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 07:41 PM
Well, maybe it will reach Quebec, right? XD
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 02:05 PM
Hmmmmm, I suppose the real question is...
Whats the blast radius for a nuclear explosion?
of a couple million tetratons?
Whats the blast radius for a nuclear explosion?
of a couple million tetratons?
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