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[Caseyweederman]

Yaa! Let's take some potatoes and make them rot and squeeze them and drink what comes out. Antifreeze? Slam it back. Gasoline? Hey.

Why are we still alive? This species is so stupid.

[Megell]

Well most of the time I agree with you casey, humanity is stupid like that. But fine wines are one of the best exceptions. Ever tried a 10 year old port? delicious and a sweet taste on it too boot. Plus if you have a good taste for the stuff. It drastically improves how you appreciate it.

[Mizukage]

Good sir; the next we meet I will have to give you a traditional KGB. It's a delicious russian (duh!) cocktail that has all the subtlety of its namesake.

I mean, just take a peek at the contents...

Gin, Kummel, Apricot brandy, Lemon juice and a bit of Lemon peel.

developed a taste for them during the long march.

It is the culmination of pain in a glass.

[Megell]

And I in return will give you an AK47... the drink...

Tequila, redwine, tabasco sauce and a red pepper at the bottom of the glass. If you can drink it all, you will be a ledgend.

[Mizukage]

So it was written, let it be so.

[CoreTechs]

Have you tried a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

It had to be said

[Mizukage]

yes, you are right to be ashamed of yourself.

[Tantalus]

I love those books! But really, you should not interupt a alchoholic.

[Caseyweederman]

Seconded on loving the books. I picked up the box set for $15. CoreTechs can attest to this.

[CoreTechs]

Seconded on loving the books. I picked up the box set for $15. CoreTechs can attest to this.

I'm a witness!

YAY!

[Caseyweederman]

Now you'll enter the witness protection agency. Basically, as far as anyone else can tell, you are in some other place with a different name and no way to contact anyone from your old life. The whole system got so much easier when we realized that nobody would be able to tell if we just took you out back and shot you.




(read Eleanor Rigby by Douglas Coupland)

[Tantalus]

Is that not a beetles song?

[Caseyweederman]

I was going to say 'Yes, I know it's a beetles song'.
Yes. The book is named after the song. It is, in fact, mentioned in only one place, where the main character gives her email address. It's eleanorrigby@whatever.

[Mizukage]

but, she's been dead for close to a century...

[Megell]

So can someone explain how a conversation about eggs became one about dead peopls? what does this imply...

Eggs = death.

You people sicken me... plus I really want to try one of em Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters... might explain what happened to coretechs and Caseys minds.

[Caseyweederman]

Do you know where your towel is?

[Mizukage]

Sad, just sad. And yes I do, I keep it in my sachel of holding cause, you just never know.

[Megell]

I have mine soaking in sugery water. I might need a snack for the road.

[Caseyweederman]

The green patches are chlorophyll. The red is ketchup.

[Megell]

So thats what I've been doing wrong all these years. No wonder no one wants to use my towel...